söndag 25 september 2011

Urban Dictionary ftw

hipster dyke


A Lesbian whom is VERY fashionable and keeps up on the latest trends and styles while staying true to her queer roots. She doesn't get caught up in who's wearing who, she's usually the type to start trends, and surrounds herself with other fashionable like minded queers with style.

Some are skinny boi dykes emboding James dean type vibes, with tight jeans, chuck taylors and a cigg in hand at all times, while more feminine dykes sometimes don pin up styles and vintage personas.

They read NYLON, LULA, FLY, BLACKBOOK, 10, Bon AND W magazine religiously.

A good number of these lesbians mix high end couture with their thrift store finds creating unique looks original to themselves.

The girlier types often get mistaken as "straight" fahionistas.

Hipster Fail


When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.

A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."

I: "What's Donnie Darko?"

A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."

D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."

I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."


Dyke-ling


Dyke; A lesbian.

Dyke-Ling; A young Lesbian.

Look! Theres the ugly Dyke-ling!




1 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

Omg älskar Donnie Darko =O typ min favvo film =D på tal om inget. "Twenty Eight Days, Six Hours, Forty Two Minutes, Twelve seconds...That Is When The World Will End." Anyways:
Rita

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.
Shit, I want Rita so bad but she seems to be to good for me.

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